Naked Woman Goes On Rampage At DFW Airport
A woman stripped naked and ran through Dallas Fort Worth International (DFW) Airport squirting people with her water bottle while screaming about being a polyglot and then destroying airport equipment.
Naked Woman Rants And Raves At DFW Airport
Unfortunately, we lack context, but a video shows a naked woman prancing about a terminal concourse squiring others with a water bottle.
She screams, “I speak all languages, mother….” while evading the grasp of the security guard (who understandably did not even want to touch her).
A good samaritan offered her a coat in an attempt to cover her modesty, but she ran in the opposite direction and proceeded to knock over some stanchions then throw her shoe at a monitor above a boarding gate until it broke.
The video ends before she is apprehended.
I watched the video so you don’t have to…I won’t embed the video because it is NSFW and even less edifying than this story about it, but I did chuckle at this:
It would have been better if it was Tiffany Gomas pic.twitter.com/imYdcmBu3Y
— Ankush sharma (@Aku_700) March 26, 2025
Alas, the “Crazy Plane Lady” has been banned from American Airlines…though perhaps she might appear at nearby Houston Bush Intercontinental Airport, a massive hub for United Airlines.
We all have bad days, but hopefully not bad days like this…it’s just another reminder of why I’m moving toward alcohol abstinence so as to never even put myself at risk for something like this. Maybe she was a teetotaller who smoked a bad joint or whose body did not react well to Ambien, but my guess is she just had a few (too many) at the airport bar…
Hey, at least Kanye West just found his new wife…
Image: @BoneKnightmare / X // Hat Tip: View From The Wing