Let’s start out the week with a bit of poetry…an ode to the disgusting Delta first class passenger who placed his feet on the bulkhead like he was delivering a baby.

Delta First Class Passenger Treats Bulkhead Like A Delivery Room

In Delta first class, where champagne freely flows,
A Florida man’s feet put on quite a show.

He flopped on the bulkhead, legs stretched out wide,
Like labor in progress at 30,000 feet side-by-side.

Flip-flops displayed with a proud little grin,
While neighbors just sighed and sipped on their gin.

The screen bore his toes, a cinematic disgrace,
Mountains on film, yet feet in your face.

Snacks on the table, trash strewn with glee,
From empty bottles rolling to pretzel debris.

The flight attendants gasped, the aisle grew tense,
But how do you enforce basic human sense?

First class was paid, but class wasn’t there,
The bulkhead his birthing chair high in the air.

The man seemed content in his sky-high recline,
Oblivious, graceless, and well out of line.

So next time you’re flying, please spare us the fright,
Keep feet on the floor — let’s all have a good flight.

image: A Fly Guy’s Cabin Crew Lounge / Facebook // hat tip: View From The Wing